Blezzazel the Destroyer


SHAY: I see that you're a destroyer. What do destroyers do?

BLEZZAZEL: I'm sorry, that's classified information.

SHAY: Well, what questions CAN you answer?

BLEZZAZEL: Anything that doesn't concern my job.

SHAY: Why?

BLEZZAZEL: Because destroyers are not spoken of in human words.

SHAY: Well, we're kind of speaking of you now, aren't we?

BLEZZAZEL: Not really. The true nature of destroyers has not been exposed.

SHAY: Can you tell me why God would need destroyers?

BLEZZAZEL: For the same reason countries need bombs.

SHAY: But can't God just clean up everything with one order?

BLEZZAZEL: Its not that easy.

SHAY: Why not?

BLEZZAZEL: I can't tell you.

SHAY: Well, what kinds of things do you normally destroy?

BLEZZAZEL: I can't tell you that either.

SHAY: I don't understand how we can have an interview if you won't answer any questions.

BLEZZAZEL: Maybe I should go then.

SHAY: Maybe that's best. Thanks for coming!