Hercules the Nailer


SHAY: Nailer? Could you explain that?

HERCULES: I fasten things down.

SHAY: Well, obviously, but why would there be a job just for that one purpose?

HERCULES: Have you ever needed something to stay in place, but no matter what it wouldn't?

SHAY: Well, I guess.

HERCULES: Picture a planet giving you that problem.

SHAY: Ah.

HERCULES: Or a demon for that matter.

SHAY: Gotcha. Are there a lot of you?

HERCULES: Enough.

SHAY: I think I'll stop using that question.

HERCULES: What?

SHAY: Nothing. Do you guys use any special tools?

HERCULES: What are tools?

SHAY: You know, something to aid you in your job.

HERCULES: I'm an angel. If I needed help doing my job I wouldn't have my job.

SHAY: Even if you needed another angel's help?

HERCULES: That's different. We're supposed to team up as necessary.

SHAY: Got it. What is the hardest thing you ever nailed?

HERCULES: God's Throne.

SHAY: Wow. I would assume that was quite challenging.

HERCULES: It took some time.

SHAY: How long.

HERCULES: It’s still a work in progress.

SHAY: Got it. Well, thank you for your time!