SHAY: A server, interesting! What do you serve?
SLAVINIAS: All sorts of things.
SHAY: Food?
SLAVINIAS: Not usually, but sometimes.
SHAY: Are you kind of an assistant?
SLAVINIAS: That's a bad description. I'm more of an enabler.
SHAY: Which means...
SLAVINIAS: I create connections that allow other angels to get their jobs done.
SHAY: Ah, I see. So you're kind of like 911?
SLAVINIAS: Not exactly. That's a completely different job. I'm more like 411.
SHAY: Gotcha. What was the last thing you served?
SLAVINIAS: A male orangutan.
SHAY: Who needed one of those?
SLAVINIAS: A female orangutan.
SHAY: Hehehe...cool. What's the strangest thing you've ever served?
SLAVINIAS: Water.
SHAY: Why is water strange?
SLAVINIAS: On planets that can support life, usually beings can find water. But this guy couldn't.
SHAY: Why not?
SLAVINIAS: He had metamorphasized and could no longer process life-giving materials.
SHAY: So how did you get the water to him if he couldn't drink it?
SLAVINIAS: I put it right into his body.
SHAY: I see. You just kind of placed it in there in the way that only angels can.
SLAVINIAS: Bingo.
SHAY: That's a nice skill. I'll bet you guys are high up on the food chain.
SLAVINIAS: Its not a bad job.
SHAY: Thank you for your time. It’s been informative!
SHAY: Who needed one of those?
SLAVINIAS: A female orangutan.
SHAY: Hehehe...cool. What's the strangest thing you've ever served?
SLAVINIAS: Water.
SHAY: Why is water strange?
SLAVINIAS: On planets that can support life, usually beings can find water. But this guy couldn't.
SHAY: Why not?
SLAVINIAS: He had metamorphasized and could no longer process life-giving materials.
SHAY: So how did you get the water to him if he couldn't drink it?
SLAVINIAS: I put it right into his body.
SHAY: I see. You just kind of placed it in there in the way that only angels can.
SLAVINIAS: Bingo.
SHAY: That's a nice skill. I'll bet you guys are high up on the food chain.
SLAVINIAS: Its not a bad job.
SHAY: Thank you for your time. It’s been informative!
