SHAY: A librarian, how quaint!
WALLACE: Someone has to do it. There has been quite a bit of literature amassed over the history of history.
SHAY: How many of you are there?
WALLACE: One.
SHAY: One?
WALLACE: I'm it.
SHAY: One librarian?
WALLACE: Well, there's only one book.
SHAY: How's that?
WALLACE: Do you think God really needs multiple books to tell the same truth?
SHAY: I guess not.
WALLACE: So why are you surprised?
SHAY: Well, here on Earth, we have tons and tons of books.
WALLACE: And each book tells a different truth. God's Book tells One Truth.
SHAY: Fair enough. So why is a librarian even needed?
WALLACE: I don't know, I think He just enjoys the convenience.
SHAY: I guess He's a busy guy.
WALLACE: He would like you to think so.
SHAY: What god wouldn't? So, how does one access this One Truth?
WALLACE: Oh, there's a bunch of ways: Prayer, Transcendence, Revelation, Love. The list goes on and on.
SHAY: So do people access the One Truth a lot?
WALLACE: Oh sure. Well, most of you do.
SHAY: Most? I've heard that society is in a state of decay, and that spiritual fervor is on a downswing.
WALLACE: Oh, come now, we all know the truth.
SHAY: I guess you would, huh.
WALLACE: Yes, I would. Was there anything else?
SHAY: Not at the moment. Thanks for stopping by!
WALLACE: One.
SHAY: One?
WALLACE: I'm it.
SHAY: One librarian?
WALLACE: Well, there's only one book.
SHAY: How's that?
WALLACE: Do you think God really needs multiple books to tell the same truth?
SHAY: I guess not.
WALLACE: So why are you surprised?
SHAY: Well, here on Earth, we have tons and tons of books.
WALLACE: And each book tells a different truth. God's Book tells One Truth.
SHAY: Fair enough. So why is a librarian even needed?
WALLACE: I don't know, I think He just enjoys the convenience.
SHAY: I guess He's a busy guy.
WALLACE: He would like you to think so.
SHAY: What god wouldn't? So, how does one access this One Truth?
WALLACE: Oh, there's a bunch of ways: Prayer, Transcendence, Revelation, Love. The list goes on and on.
SHAY: So do people access the One Truth a lot?
WALLACE: Oh sure. Well, most of you do.
SHAY: Most? I've heard that society is in a state of decay, and that spiritual fervor is on a downswing.
WALLACE: Oh, come now, we all know the truth.
SHAY: I guess you would, huh.
WALLACE: Yes, I would. Was there anything else?
SHAY: Not at the moment. Thanks for stopping by!
