Elfus the Boxer


SHAY: You're a boxer?

ELFUS: That's right. Love to do it, live to love it.

SHAY: Cute phrase. So what kind of boxing do you do?

ELFUS: I'm an angel, the better question would be what kind don't I do.

SHAY: Good point. Can you illustrate a boxing situation for us?

ELFUS: You see that universe off in the distance?

SHAY: No.

ELFUS: Well, I see it. When the time comes for it to explode, I will be one of the ones making sure this universe isn't wiped out in the process.

SHAY: Oh, so you're kind of like heavenly damage control.

ELFUS: That's one of the purposes. I do other stuff though.

SHAY: Like what?

ELFUS: See that?

SHAY: Once again, no.

ELFUS: You don't see it because I boxed it.

SHAY: Interesting. What was it?

ELFUS: You don't want to know.

SHAY: I'll take your word on that. So, why do we need you guys?

ELFUS: I suppose you'd have no problem if your universe was destroyed?

SHAY: Well, if it’s in God's Plan, not really.

ELFUS: But sometimes it’s not.

SHAY: Ah.

ELFUS: And that's where we come in.

SHAY: I see.

ELFUS: You really don't understand, do you?

SHAY: I don't think I'm meant to. Thanks for coming in!