SHAY: What kind of gardening does an angel do?
IAN: You can't figure it out?
SHAY: No.
IAN: You know that little thing you call a planet, or maybe one of those fiery balls you call a sun?
SHAY: Yes...
IAN: That's my work.
SHAY: You do that? God doesn't?
IAN: God doesn't have time for that.
SHAY: He doesn't? I thought God operated outside of time.
IAN: You know what I mean. Those kinds of duties were delegated to us a LONNNNGGG time ago.
SHAY: So angels have actually been in the universe creation business.
IAN: You should see the multi-verse, it’s even more interesting.
SHAY: Multi-verse?
IAN: Forget I said that.
SHAY: So is it a team of you that does that kind of work? Or just you?
IAN: I've personally created a whole lot of creations, but there are teams too. Every now and then something will take more effort than usual.
SHAY: This sounds like very intriguing work. I'm guessing that there are a whole lot of angels lined up to apply for a job like this.
IAN: Absolutely. It took me millions of your years to get this gig.
SHAY: Millions, wow. What did you do before that?
IAN: I was a sun detonator. I triggered super novas.
SHAY: Wow. Only triggered them?
IAN: It was good training. It gave me perspective. I've been able to see both sides of the business.
SHAY: Okay. So how long do you plan on staying in this particular profession?
IAN: Quite a while. It would take a really good offer for me to leave.
SHAY: But God has been known to make those kinds of offers, huh?
IAN: Are you kidding? He invented them!
SHAY: I guess so. Thanks for the input!
