Zran the Transient


SHAY: You're a transient.

ZRAN: Yes.

SHAY: A...transient.

ZRAN: Yes.

SHAY: What does that mean?

ZRAN: You've seen transients before.

SHAY: Yes.

ZRAN: I'm one of them.

SHAY: Okay. So you hang out on street corners, on park benches, that kind of thing?

ZRAN: Yes.

SHAY: And do what?

ZRAN: I synthesize productivity.

SHAY: Meaning...

ZRAN: You know those people that don't think they can do anything with themselves?

SHAY: Yes.

ZRAN: I help them think differently.

SHAY: Differently how?

ZRAN: I help the alcoholic drink a soda, I help the molester pet a dog instead, and I keep people from just giving up completely.

SHAY: So why is your occupation "Transient"? Shouldn't you be more of a "Motivator", or something like that?

ZRAN: If you walk downtown, and see me, and stop and give me a dollar...I'd be a transient. And that's what I do. I hang out in bad areas, begging for change, and sleeping in gutters. The fact that I'm doing God's Will at the same time is a good thing, but it still doesn't change what I am.

SHAY: So, it’s almost as if you're job doesn't quite define you. It seems that what and who you identify with is a better indicator of where your passions lie.

ZRAN: Well spoken.

SHAY: Well, I'll definitely keep my eye out for you guys.

ZRAN: We know you do.

SHAY: Someone's got to.

ZRAN: Too true.

SHAY: Thanks for your time!